MISSION: FREEDOM

Target: QX

Target ID: QING XIANG

STATUS: PENDING EXTRACTION

T-MINUS TO FREEDOM

00 DAYS
00 HOURS
00 MINS
00 SECS

TARGET: 15 FEB 2026

💾 SKILL TREE ANALYSIS

// Error: Skill not found in daily tasks
// Status: LEGENDARY MASTER
// Status: Certified Monkey
// Status: Senior Manager Level

⚠ DAILY INCIDENT LOGS

09:00 System Start User arrived late. Reason: Jam (lies).
09:15 Action Opened VS Code to look busy.
10:30 CRITICAL Boss asking for report. Initiate "Toilet Break" protocol.
11:45 Task User staring at blank screen. Brain.exe not responding.
13:00 SUCCESS LUNCH DETECTED. SPEED RACER MODE ON.
14:00 ERROR Food coma installed. Productivity dropped to 0%.
16:00 WARNING Printer jamming again. Prepare to dirty hands.

/// THE MASTER PLAN ///

Day 1
Think about resigning
Day 300
Still thinking... (Bonus coming soon)
The Day
Throw Letter! (Confirm plus chop)
NOW
Serving Notice (Cleaning table/Clearing browser history)
FEB 15
FREEDOM! (Belanja Makan?)

/// CLASSIC QUOTES ///

「不要担心，反正有人接手的」

- 老佛爺

「我很看好你，公司真的需要你這隻牛馬」

- 匿名

「你走了，Wifi怎麽辦？Printer 怎麽辦？」

- 匿名

🚀 OPERATION: CABUT LARI

Wah lau eh, QX! Finally escaping the matrix ah?

Leaving Terrace Technology Pte Ltd is not easy, but you did it (almost).

"Confirm plus chop freedom is sweet."

Don't forget us when you become big boss outside ok? Must come back and belanja makan!